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(1) I am a full faculty member of this university, so anything I write in these pages of mine --- even the silliest jokes --- is official opinion of the State University of Campinas. So there. Regulations to the contrary are henceforth ignored.

(2) I am not responsible for the opinions of my Marvelous Students, my Fantastic Colleagues, my Splendid Director, or my Magnificent Rector. Indeed, I must say that I only voted in the last two because there were no better alternatives.

(3) Actually, come to think of it, I am not responsible, period.

(4) These pages are hand-made with non-toxic colors, recycled bits, 100% organic words, and naturally tree-ripened ideas. Your satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.