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You will be approximated. -- unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Asst. Prof of EE & CS Synthetic 0 ~ ~ seth@lcs.mit.edu MIT Lab for CS NE43-208 Imagery <\> ~ tel: 617 258 7885 545 Technology Square Group / \ fax: 617 253 6652 Cambridge MA 02139 _______________ web: http://theory.lcs.mit.edu/~seth/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | jcohen@wixer.bga.com | | Austin, Tx, USA | | ------ | | Be Alert! The world | | needs more lerts. | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- \\ // \\\' , / // \\\//, _/ //, \_-//' / //<, \ /// > \\\`__/_ /,)-^>> _\` \\\ (/ \\ //\\ // _//\\\\ ((` (( E-mail: u8132031@cc.nctu.edu.tw Chia-nan Sun ¡i¢Ð¢Ï¢à¢â¡j -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John W. 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Boston University o -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- : /\___/\ : / \ Aaron Deter-Wolf : / .\ /. \ * * * : \\ | | // For more fun, e-mail KH14586@conrad.appstate.edu, : \(o)/ daoneal@eos.ncsu.edu, or knight@isisa.oit.unc.edu : U -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ==----= Steve MacGregor ([.] [.]) Phoenix, AZ --------------------------oOOo--(_)--oOOo---------------------------------- Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ______________________ o O / \ o | claude@trc.mew.co.jp | \______________________/ ////// | _ - | Claude Huss, Network Research Engineer (| o O |) Matsushita Electric Works, Tokyo R&D Network Software Labs. __ooO_u_Ooo_ [_____}_____|__ Claude __.}____.|_____{ (URL Accessible only from Matsushita) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> <> G. 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Engenharia Eletrica | // Fax: +55 31 448-5480 Universidade Federal de Minas Gerais - Brasil |// Phone:+55 31 448-5485 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +-----------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Sergio Henrique da Costa | Centro de Calculo Eletronico | | SirJohn@cce.ufmg.br | Escola de Engenharia | | Webmaster do CCE/EEUFMG | Universidade Federal de Minas Gerais | +-------------Rome Peige: http://www.cce.ufmg.br/~sirjohn--------------+ Frase do dia: Mantenha sua CPU virgem: nao tire o HIMEM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lorenzo L. Love http://www.thegrid.net/lllove I used to be schizophrenic but we're okay now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A conclusion is the point at which you stopped thinking. jaspevacek1@mmm.com (John Spevacek) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Enjoy chemistry every day, it might be your last... ;-) -- Jan Bretschneider -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __ Erik Max Francis | email max@alcyone.com | icq 16063900 / \ The meaning of life is that it stops. \__/ Franz Kafka -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Richard Schultz schultr@mail.biu.ac.il "You don't even have a clue as to which clue you're missing." -- Miss Manners -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -=-=-=-=-=-= The stylus is more potent than the claymore =-=-=-=-=-=- * Rasmus Underbjerg Pinnerup <> }{obbes (ICQ UIN="4070320") * * hobbes@post1.tele.dk <> http://home1.inet.tele.dk/hobbes/index.html * =-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Errare humanum est, ignoscere pariter =-=-=-=-=-=-=-= -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Nine megs for the secretaries fair, | One disk to rule them all, | | Seven megs for the hackers scarce, | One disk to bind them, | | Five megs for the grads in smoky lairs, | One disk to hold the files | | Three megs for system source; | And in the darkness grind 'em. | | | | | Glen Harris | glen@gbrmpa.gov.au | http://www.reefhq.org.au | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tom Wier | "Cogito ergo sum, sed credo ergo ero." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jason Goodman, climatology grad student, MIT. Remove a.s. to email me. "Everyone talks about plate tectonics, but nobody ever *does* anything about it." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Philip Newton If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------